Very Dissapointed
- sirgiovanni
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Very Dissapointed
Don Heisler should be dealt with, I clearly saw him spill nearly an entire beer last night. He swooped around and tried to hide his actions from the crowd but I saw what he did!
I reference our ancestors on this one;
The first record of a punishable “beer foul” can be traced back to the mid to late sixth century and therefore, can be considered a period practice to punish inconsiderate individuals who may show carelessness with crafted drinks. A great missionary, St. Columban, born in Leinster, Ireland provided strict guidelines over the careless spills of fine beverages. “Or if indeed what he spilled was much, as many measures of beer or portions of whatever things he lost by spilling in the event of neglect, let him supply for that number of days what he was used to receiving lawfully for his own, and let him know that he lost it for himself, so that he will drink water rather than beer.”
Do not pitty him but see that justice is done.
I reference our ancestors on this one;
The first record of a punishable “beer foul” can be traced back to the mid to late sixth century and therefore, can be considered a period practice to punish inconsiderate individuals who may show carelessness with crafted drinks. A great missionary, St. Columban, born in Leinster, Ireland provided strict guidelines over the careless spills of fine beverages. “Or if indeed what he spilled was much, as many measures of beer or portions of whatever things he lost by spilling in the event of neglect, let him supply for that number of days what he was used to receiving lawfully for his own, and let him know that he lost it for himself, so that he will drink water rather than beer.”
Do not pitty him but see that justice is done.
What would Jesus Brew?
Jimmy
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Re: Very Dissapointed
I will make sure Kathy punishes me this weekend for such a grievous act.
Don Heisler☮
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Brewers make wort, yeast make beer, God is good.
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Brewers make wort, yeast make beer, God is good.
- Don Armstrong
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Re: Very Dissapointed
At first I regretted to miss the meeting, but now I am thankful not to witness my hero fall...
If your beer doesn't come out exactly right, call a brew-over!
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- sirgiovanni
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Re: Very Dissapointed
I don't know how I could have even be brought to this dark place again, but Jeff Smith dumped a bottle of beer right in front of me last night. I would have thought after's Don's shame had been administered, people would have learned.
Let Jeff Smith's shares be distributed among us equally from this day forward and until the next gathering of the good people of this club who appreciate the gift fine ales are unto this world and our stern livers. Do not look upon him with pitty.
Let Jeff Smith's shares be distributed among us equally from this day forward and until the next gathering of the good people of this club who appreciate the gift fine ales are unto this world and our stern livers. Do not look upon him with pitty.
What would Jesus Brew?
Jimmy
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Re: Very Dissapointed
All right, I'm off the hook now.
Shame on you Jeff.
Shame on you Jeff.
Don Heisler☮
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Brewers make wort, yeast make beer, God is good.
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Re: Very Dissapointed
I recall not the incident of which Sir James speaks as I spend the evening minding my affairs while imbibing in several glasses of Golden Strong.
Jeff Smith
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Re: Very Dissapointed
"I spend the evening minding my affairs"
Ummm... I seem to recall it a little differently.
Oh wait a minute.. Jeff paid for pizza and a pitcher of Blue Eyed Moose last night!
Shame on you guys for picking on poor defenseless Jeff! The way I see it, it's all Jimmy's fault. If he had not forced his evil brew upon such a pure soul this would have never happened!!
Ummm... I seem to recall it a little differently.
Oh wait a minute.. Jeff paid for pizza and a pitcher of Blue Eyed Moose last night!
Shame on you guys for picking on poor defenseless Jeff! The way I see it, it's all Jimmy's fault. If he had not forced his evil brew upon such a pure soul this would have never happened!!
Michael Julian
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Re: Very Dissapointed
I can't help but to look upon him with pity....
If your beer doesn't come out exactly right, call a brew-over!
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Re: Very Dissapointed
Jeff bought pizza & beer?
Is he trying to buy votes.
Is he trying to buy votes.
Don Heisler☮
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Brewers make wort, yeast make beer, God is good.
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