Just
imagine...
If you had purchased
$1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00
today.
If you had purchased
$1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00
today.
If you had purchased
$1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00
today.
But, if you had
purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have
received $214.00.
Based on the above, the
best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It
is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 mile a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon!
Makes you damned proud
to be an American!
